HOODSLAM: RiOT! [aka paradiso]

#donotbringyourfnkids / 21+ / wrestling Rated R, weed drugs and derelicts - main event battle royal decides the host of "Fuck the Fans 22!"
About this event

Hoodslam: RiOT!
[aka paradiso]
Oakland Metro Operahouse brings us live and Outdoors to 10th St x Broadway, (oh so conveniently by BART!)
Doors at 6..ish...
Show 7-10 pm / full liquor / if you got em, get lit
The legendary B-Boy returns to take on Squaaad member D-Rogue !
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Captain Johnny Butabi defends his Champion Ship of the 7 Seas, the real world title that truly represents this big blue slippery space ship we call Earth.
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Crafted from the fighting spirit of 1000 dead wrestlers, the Golden GiG will be defended by DARK Sheik!
* Sheik would like to include that she will be introducing a snake into eden
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Intergalactic Tag Team Champions (and sworn protectors against the threat of the Walking Phoenix) The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe Desoul have proven they're no 1 hit wonder after shockingly winning the honors from Midnight Heat and ending their awesome and influential reign!
That's it, I dunno who they're wrestling yet. They've been doing great though, huh?
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Macdaddy MYLO makes her return! Are you ready to MAC STEADY?
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Recently, Doc Atrocity created a cyborg atomic bomb that gained sentience and after living its fullest life decided to fulfill its purpose and then detonated itself. [* it happened during Sheik v Drugz Bunny at Hoodslam: The Forbidden Backdoor ! - ed.] While we were able to avoid any legal issues from the many casualties, one is left to wonder what the consequences of this defilement of the atom will lead to, or if the story thread will even ever be picked back up at all.
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James C - unfrozen 1920s Gangsta who may have beat up your great grand parents - has found himself again at odds with our host Broseph Joe Brody. We saw them at one point agree to a match way back in the before times of 2020. But, when we were forced to work for money again, it looked like the two had decided to let sleeping dogs, uh, sleep.
but now it looks like they're gonna wake that dog up.
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From the Milky Way galaxy and deep in our hearts, CEREAL MAN
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THE DECADE LONG TRADITION CARRIES ON as the Battle Royal of Supremacy returns! Whomsoever wins gets [near] complete control of all the matches and who wrestles whomst at October's "Fuck the Fans" event! But only if they can eliminate all other opponents by putting them over the top rope and to the floor! If you're standing by the ring for this WATGH OUT EYE EMOKI
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Hoodslam: RiOT!
[aka paradiso]
@OaklandMetro @hoodslam
donotbringyourfnkids