Hoodslam: non ducor duco

Hoodslam: non ducor duco

Friday Nov 2nd, 2018

8pm doors, 9pm show

21^, $20 cover, dontbringyourfnkids

to the Oakland Metro Operahouse

or let them watch free LIVE on twitch.tv/hoodslam aka HOODSLAM.TV




November 2nd! We continue to lead the industry with our cunning guile! On this day, host Broseph Joe Brody and the Hoodslam Band will be your guide through the fallout of Fuck the Fans IX!

FOR THE GOLDEN GIG: Drugz Bunny won our most prestigious title in Humboldt on 9/15 and solidified his reign at FTF IX on October 5th! No longer tormented by that diabolical Ref Wiggles, our champion is free to move on from the struggles of friendship he faced the last two seasons. Directly in front of him is Hidden Gem Matt Carlos, who has earned himself a shot at the gig after winning the Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications!




ALSO: DARK Sheik has promised a stunning new chapter in the history of Hoodslam




FURTHER: Da Squad - Kenny K, D Rogue, Shakira Spears and Hip Hop Harry - have set a challenge out to Disenchanted - Lady K, El Chupacabra, Super Beast and Funny Bone! Lady K was moments away from winning last months Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications before being eliminated last, and she's SEETHING to redistribute some bad fortune We know the challenge is accepted, but how will this take form at Non Ducor Duco?!




ALSO FURTHER: Kaiju Attack from Chicago sends over DDS and Jesus Bryce as part of the ongoing talent exchange! Ricky Vandal returns from Fight Club Finland! And this guy who wrestles all over you may have heard of ( we'll say he's from Bar Wrestlng in Los Angeles), our chum KING OF DONG STYLE JOEY RYAN returns to the Hoodslam squared circle!




ALSO ALSO ALSO: New Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko, the team of Drunken Justice! Link to the Future Anton Voorhees, Best Athlete in the East Bay Big B, The Talent Ean Hancement, Brittany Wonder, Cereal Man, The Stoner Brothers, the Millennial Falcons, Anthony Butabi, Woah Woah Dojo of Coach Nuggs, Kal Jack and (the reluctant) Brutal Rob Hands!




come one come all to a magical show....

or watch free on twitch LIVE bozos!

21 and up, $20 cover, dontbringyourfnkids