H O O D S L A M

: Battle Royal of Supremacy IX

- 21 and up, $20 cover, #dontbringyourfnkids

- EVERY 1st FRIDAY OF THE MONTH at

Oakland Metro Operahouse, 8pm doors, 9pm show

Back in August 2010 at "Hoodslam II Turbo: Championship Edition" we started our first annual tradition. Everyone gets in the ring, and whoever is the last entity standing gets to run the October show, appropriatly named Fuck the Fans. Well, guess what? We're still doing it! First Friday come see us get brutal with the Battle Royal of Supremacy!

BUT ALSO,

The Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament continues! The Stoner Brothers have advanced to the semifinals, as have BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi! The Millenial Falcons (Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler) also await the final semi-final participant, to be decided when FunnyBone and El Chupacabra take on Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands!




After turning on Ken at our video game tribute Love the Game last June, Ryu has stated that he's taking more time to look out for himself. This darker decendant of the shotokan dojo hasn't quite shook his old partner yet, as the two fought all over our #AMERICA event! In August, an agreement was made: Ryu v Ken one more time, but someones getting their dome whiskers trimmed, because this match is HAIR vs HAIR!




Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion "The Hayward Heater" Big B has been on a tear lately, making sure people know his title win wasn't just a fluke. On first friday, its a battle of the Stoner U Top Students as Big B takes on the fucking bad ass "The Talent" Ean Hancement!




The Golden Gig has found its way to James C! Apparently his best friend was Referee Wiggles all along? Probably shoulda seen it coming... but this leaves Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny BEYOND irate! One can only wonder how this once amicable rivalry will ripen now that all the truths lay bare in the sun...




Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man and Nurse Ratchet will all be in the house! Last seen, this group was on the shambles of desolving. Now that Doc Atrocity has resurrected Nurse Ratchet, can they get the band back together?




Also: Broseph Joe Brody, The Hoodslam Band, Ya Boy Manny Faberino, PBJ Banana, Anthony Butabi, DARK Sheik, morrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee