Tourettes without Regrets - Feb 4th!

* STAND UP COMEDY *BURLESQUE * BEAT-BOXING * SLAM POETRY * FREESTYLE BATTLE * DIRTY HAIKU BOUT * CRAZY CONTESTS! *

Tourettes without Regrets and Underworld Opera Present :
**F*ck Valentines Day Spectacular 2016**

With our Annual WORST SEX EVER CONTEST
where YOU submit your worst sex stories and they're retold in interpetive dance! Also two new short film premieres by Jamie DeWolf!

FEATURING :
Dirty Haiku Champion Irene Tu defends her title Vs. CUPID!
Eloisa Bravo! Mighty Mike McGee! Rachel Lark!

A NIGHT OF ALL DUET FEATURE PERFORMANCES!
Natalie Rhae and Miguel Balderrama (Vau De Vire Society)
Molotov and Dixie DeLish and Knives!
Bob and Eve Exothermal on the Pole
Deaja Girl and Cha Cha Burnadette
Jesi Ringofire and Dresdan Blue - Cirquedelic
Tommy Lazer and Suzil Von Schupt
Astro Doves Aerial Trio

AND MANY MORE TBA!

Closing Flow by CIRQUEDELIC

This month't theme is F*ck valentine's! Wear your black heart on your sleeve!

Hosted by JAMIE DEWOLF and WONDER DAVE
The Maniac of Mouth, Wildman SIDESHOW SYZYGY!
Battle Beats by DJ MIGGY STARDUST!
Onstage Freaking by HUNNY BUNNAH and MISS ECCENTRIC!
Slammaster- KRYSTAL ASHE

Rotating Cast and Crew – Pearl E. Meadows, Opelia Couer de Noir, Heather Makris, Laika Fox, Jesi Ringofire, Jordan Ranft, Duke Bossman, Randy A. Johnson, Prince Xzist, Bramani Quinn, Josh Kaplan, Jeanie Clark Holroyd
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THE OAKLAND METRO
522 2nd Street
18 ++++ * FULL BAR with ID
* $10 at the Door*
Sign up’s 8pm * Show 8:30pm