TOURETTES without REGRETS - fu*k valentives day

Winner Best of the Bay!! Best Underground Cultural Event!

* STAND UP COMEDY *BURLESQUE * BEAT-BOXING * SLAM POETRY * FREESTYLE BATTLE * DIRTY HAIKU BOUT * CRAZY CONTESTS! *
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We are back with a vengeance after a month break!! A night of duets all on the theme of F*ck Valentines Day!
Here is just a glimpse of our line up for the hottest show of the year!

THE ANNUAL WORST SEX EVER Interpretive Dance Contest! The Audience submits their torrid tales of the worst and they're retold live by sexual stallions Rob Ready (PianoFight), Hugo No No and Spunky Brewster!

ACROBATICS DUET
Natalie Rhae and Miguel Balderrama

FLOW DUET
Patches and Dresden

CIRCUS DUET
Drea Lusion and Bemya Nymh

POLE ARTIST DUET
Stacy and special Guest

BURLESQUE DUETS
Xzist and Mojo DeVille
Spunky Brewster and Little Glitter Bomb
Suzil Von Schtupt and B Nefarious.

GUITAR DUET
Snail Trail

A DUET by SPUNKY BREWSTER & DEWOLF

DIRTY HAIKU BATTLE
Champion Jane Harrison vs. Maggie Tokuda-Hall

SLAM
Jared Paul all the way from the East Coast
MIghty Mike McGee
Prisoners of Love
Cassandra Dallett
Abdul Kenyatta
Joyce Lee

CLOSING by CIRQUEDELIC

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Hosted by JAMIE DEWOLF and WONDER DAVE
The Maniac of Mouth, Wildman SIDESHOW SYZYGY!
Battle Beats by DJ MIGGY STARDUST!
Onstage Freaking by HUNNY BUNNAH and MISS ECCENTRIC!
Slammaster- KRYSTAL ASHE

Rotating Cast and Crew – Thomas Lazur, Heather Makris, Sidney Sin, Laika Fox, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Duke Bossman, Randy A. Johnson, Prince Xzist, Spunky Brewster
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THE OAKLAND METRO
630 3rd St
18 ++++ * FULL BAR with ID * $10
Sign up’s 8pm * Show 8:30pm